May 2013
52 posts
hamburgay:
hamburgay:
Who needs a boyfriend when I have a can of Pringles
I meant this as in having food NOT USING THE PRINGLES CAN AS A DILDO
unbalancedfox:
g0ggles:
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
thealbinoweave:
why confront something when you can just avoid it for the rest of your life
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If you didn’t sear the flesh off the backs of your thighs going down a metal slide at least once when you were a kid, your childhood sucked
leviathans-in-the-tardis:
peetasboxers:
peetasboxers:
today in between periods i was passing the boys bathroom and out of nowhere i heard like a group of guys sINGING TOXIC BY BRITNEY SPEARS AND IN THAT MOMENT EVERYTHING CHANGED BECAUSE IS THAT WHAT BOYS DO WHEN THEY GO TO THE BATHROOM I WANNA BE A BOY
THIS HAS SO MANY NOTES YET NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER????
WHY CANT WE SING...
thegirl0nfire:
damn-it-hirschberg:
hiddleswife:
oshcoruful:
thewindsatyourback:
themotherfuckingmarchesa:
overshareanonymous:
charman-ders:
13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”
It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????
WHAT ABOUT CANADA.
grEHy
...
saaywhaaaaaaaaaat:
So I was on itunes…
Is it weird I found this hilarious?
anewsiesgirl:
I’m in a long distance relationship with New York City.
dampsandwich:
kiss me and then kill me right after so i dont get attached
